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Random Internet Awesomeness: Unicorn Mask Customer Reviews

A Unicorn Mask, presumably worn by an adult male

After reading a story about how 'unicorning' is going to become the new 'planking' or 'Tebowing,' I decided to see how much it would set me back to get in on this sweet Internet memeage.

I got so much more than I could have dreamed of.

Here's an excerpt from one of the Amazon customer reviews for the mask they sell (presumably, these are written by grown-ups who pay taxes and shave certain parts of their body:

I'm going to be honest, I have tried several different unicorn masks in the past. I have about 6 masks from various retailers around the internet and I've gotta say, this is the right one for me. When I put it on, I feel the rush of pretending I am a real-life unicorn! It is so realistically styled that there's a connection I feel deep inside when I put it on.

Here's another (again, presumably, another adult human being):

As others have said, this IS a magical mask. There's simply no disputing that. The other day, when i picked up my daughter from school wearing the mask, the look on the faces of her classmates left no doubt that they had been touched by its magic. It's not every day you see a unicorn at a community college, after all.

I encourage you to read the rest at the link above;)

So, whenever you begin to feel like you're not making a difference in the world, take refuge in the idea that someone else is contributing less to the advancement of the species.

BTW, I never imagined covering topics like this on my blog. You've just witnessed an Internet first.

 

SERMON from 6-16-13: “Open Outcry”

This past Father’s Day, I preached on Psalm 5.1-8.  Here’s part 1: Here’s part 2:

Alex Jones Is A PARANOID, NARCISSISTIC Dancing Monkey

In the movie The Last Supper – nothing to do with Jesus’ final meal – a group of friends invite interesting people over for dinner.  Over time, they invited people who were more controversial and disagreeable.  Eventually, they got to the point where they invited the people they judged to be the worst of their guests –

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D’Souza Defiant Despite Disappointing Academy Dismissal

  The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences will not be considering Dinesh D’Souza’s 2016: Obama’s America for any awards this year. Critics are bashing the Academy’s decision as just more of the same “liberal political ideology” that always comes from Hollywood.  In an article from The Hollywood Reporter, D’Souza says: “I want to thank the

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Ella is Dancing to #GangnamStyle (VIDEO)

Ella loves Psy’s ‘Gangnam Style.’  She was dancing to it quite a bit the other night.  It brightened my day, so I thought I’d capture it to share with you. #GangnamStyle

Small-Time Blogger Takes 1 1/2 Yrs. to Surpass 10,000 Views

  It not a big deal, but I surpassed 10,000 views on my blog.  I just wanted to say thank you for clicking!

I Agree With @ejoelwatts – This Katy Perry Moment Is Tear-Worthy

  Joel shared this on his blog.  It’s awesome and heart-warming.  A great take on a cheesy pop song.

Return of the Psy #GangnamStyle

For those who are both Star Wars and Korean rap fans:)  

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Your Coffee is Reporting for Duty!

 

'Java Jacket' by Brock Davis

 

I thought you could use some motivation for your Friday. If you can't get up for your coffee, know that your coffee is getting up for you!

 

This comes to you courtesy of hovercraftdoggy.com – a blog to which I subscribe.

 

American, Justin “Nordic Thunder” Howard, Takes the 2012 World Air Guitar Championships

  The London Olympics may be over, but American dominance of international competitions goes on. Finland hosts numerous international contests that you've never heard or cared about. Here is this year's winner of this one:    

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