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Random Internet Awesomeness: Unicorn Mask Customer Reviews

A Unicorn Mask, presumably worn by an adult male

After reading a story about how 'unicorning' is going to become the new 'planking' or 'Tebowing,' I decided to see how much it would set me back to get in on this sweet Internet memeage.

I got so much more than I could have dreamed of.

Here's an excerpt from one of the Amazon customer reviews for the mask they sell (presumably, these are written by grown-ups who pay taxes and shave certain parts of their body:

I'm going to be honest, I have tried several different unicorn masks in the past. I have about 6 masks from various retailers around the internet and I've gotta say, this is the right one for me. When I put it on, I feel the rush of pretending I am a real-life unicorn! It is so realistically styled that there's a connection I feel deep inside when I put it on.

Here's another (again, presumably, another adult human being):

As others have said, this IS a magical mask. There's simply no disputing that. The other day, when i picked up my daughter from school wearing the mask, the look on the faces of her classmates left no doubt that they had been touched by its magic. It's not every day you see a unicorn at a community college, after all.

I encourage you to read the rest at the link above;)

So, whenever you begin to feel like you're not making a difference in the world, take refuge in the idea that someone else is contributing less to the advancement of the species.

BTW, I never imagined covering topics like this on my blog. You've just witnessed an Internet first.

 

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